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Submitted by onefang on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 09:51

onefang is a waaaay too experienced computer programmer running a one man business from his home.

What should you expect here? No idea really, it's just a place for me to test, play, and develop ideas. I'll be using it to support any work I do as part of my company, and to help develop my virtual world stuff.

Users of this web site must adhere to the Site 5 Terms of Service. That explicitly prohibits adult content. Go bitch to them about that, or someone let me know of any hosting company that provides a similar deal, but has the balls to let me have adult content.

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I just had to share this with people other than one of my clients.

Submitted by onefang on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 21:43

My computer experience pre dates DOS, so....

Computers where much easier to use before every one had one, and before they had fancy shit, like screens and keyboards. Certainly no one I knew had any problem with them at all back in my day. We were all properly trained geeks, except for me, I use pure genius instead of training. Still, I blame Microsoft. For everything. Even world hunger, pollution, and that odd itch I get every now and then. Coz Bill Gates is the anti christ. Or his older brother that the anti christ looks up to. If Jesus Christ can have brothers, so can the anti christ. Though maybe they are anti brothers? Would that mean they are sisters?

P.S. the above is purely satire, and should in no way be taken as me saying bad things about the anti christ, Bill Gates, Jesus Christ, Microsoft, or that odd itch. Though that odd itch can be really annoying sometimes. Honestly.